21 May 2009

oh heinz....


so my kroger recently rearranged damn near everything and in the process, really pissed me off. you see, i have this thing with making lists. for example: when i go to kroger, i make a list in order of the aisles. i like my trips to be quick and painless. so in all this moving shit around, i suddenly can't ever find anything. i wander aimlessly, cussing under my breath and making emphatic gestures with my hands. tonight, it was "where are the fucking beans...i don't know where the beans are....fuck!" i shook my fists at the kroger gods and then right in front of me...well what do we have here?
spotted dick my friends, spotted dick.

2 comments:

  1. it's good to know that kroger is now out of spotted dick. we all know you bought them out. sponge pudding? wtf?

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  2. you should send that photo to Failblog.com

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